Tuesday, January 24, 2006

i have been ITCHING to blog this! I DEPLETED MY SUPPLY OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR! IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS SINCE I HAVE WORN A PAIR OF NICE, FRESH UNDIEs!

phew i finally got that off my chest...started yesterday night after work...that morning i had rushed off to work without bathing or changing my undies...i was damn smelly and sticky and needed a bath desperately...so i opened xiaoxin's closet.......and found the spot where i usually stacked my undies was BARE! feeling annoyed, i went over to the clothes hanging frame...i found none of my undies there either...it was then that i started to panic...i glanced at the laundry basket: the basket was overflowing...the chore that i had been putting off for almost a week now had returned to haunt me! argghh! had been so busy the past week that even if i had the time to dump the laundry into the washing machine, i wouldnt have the time to hang it out to dry...so i procrastinated....and now i had to face the consequences...



it was 2am when i discovered my extinguished supply...had to work at 6am after that, which is today...so i had no time to do the laundry and hang it up if i wanted to catch some shuteye..so i grabbed a pair from the basket and rinsed it...THOROUGHLY but without soap...haha...then i ironed it to remove all the moisture...and then, i put it on..wahaha



wrong move: i have been itching the whole of today, which btw, is JACQ'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JACQJACQ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!


lol...yeppp..she's eighteen...and im jealous...dammit...I WANNA BE EIGHTEEN!!!


i wanna watch M18 movies
i wanna be finally able to claim my 4D winnings (when i win)
i wanna go clubbing without borrowing ID


ARRRGGHHHH!!!its a fricking 10 more months to go..so be patient cheak



dammit...sunday was this old fuck's 80th birthday...some big rich fuck...indian family...western set dinner style with indian food...nabeh i tell you, it was fricking crowded....and the guests were super irritating...most of them were fat,old geezers and they couldnt sit still throughout the meal...they were like walking around and yakking the whole fucking way...so its like, we serve course by course...and they dont seem to eat! and when the next course comes, WE CANT PUT IT DOWN COS THE PREVIOUS COURSE STILL LAY UNTOUCHED ON THE TABLE!! courses like sherbet would melt after some time so we cleared some...immeadiately the guests started complaining...nabei...all they knew how to do was yak and complain...then this charbor lost her diamond ring and stared making a big fuss about it...called in security right away to look under her table but to no avail...after the dinner, liangdong, me and maochong went over to the next table to search...maochong found the ring...it was gold and at least 2.5carats...omg...liangdong snatched it out of his hands and rushed over to give it to her...she thanked him profusely and her husband gave liangdong 50 bucks tips...later he came over again and gave liangdong another fifty...liangdong sensed a goldmine and sent them all the way to the door...he got another fifty...liangdong then gave me ten, munirah ten, junwen ten, maochong 20(cos he found the ring) and kept the rest...hmmm...though i darenot lay claim to a larger share of the tips, liangdong isnt as simple a guy as i thought he was...



the next 2 days were damn suay...(think it was the lack of clean underwear that dragged me down)...yesterday was OC at national library with May...elizabeth ng gave me a morning call...haha...the moment i knew i was under May that morning, i went to eat first...so i came up late...nearly got baotohed by that dumbass gay chris....but i got a tongue-lashing and my pay docked just the same...


thank God i went to eat...they were starving when they got there...poor elizabeth...she was like picking the raisins out of the peanut and raisin cocktail nuts mixture and stuffing her cheeks full of them...haha...she would like look to see if May was watching, then scamper over and start eating...damn cute...she just reminds me of Her...ionno...everything about her lah...thats why i might treat her a lil different from the rest...

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anyway did i mention it was a suay day? yup i broke 2 fatboy glasses...first time was at the bar right in front of May....lifted up a fatboy had somehow gotten its base under my tray of clean fatboys..tray tipped..glass smashed on marble..i got scolded


2nd time was at the back area a while later...ORSin is really so kiam that they arent even sending stewarding ppl to OC now...so i had to clear up the back area...was rather flustered cos the guests were damn greedy fucks...was turning around with this tray of fatboys when one of them tipped ovver and smashed to the ground....May burst in and threatened to dock my pay again...was damn fucked up...


but i got 2 new brudders that day:munirah and elizabeth ng...they are my brothers cos THEY ARE SO FRICKING HAIRY!!!! lol..my brudders and i were supposed to go eat KFC after work (request by ms ng) ...but munirah just had to wash her hair (of which she has plenty) after work...so we ate with jacky at esplanade makansutra...bitching about chris and talking all sorts od unrelated cock...munirah is romatically linked to practically all the indian guys in oriental...even the married ones...shes one desperate girl....LOL...liz treated me to charkwayteow! i owe you one babe! gonna get her a carton of raisins



she woke me up again today...she keeps calling until shes assured that you are fully awake...thanks sweetie, i really dont know what i will do without you!! today was OC with hussein...nabeh first thing in the morning, i break the glass holding the flower showpieces....went to mindef....kanina i was doing all the sai kang in the back area again lor...kept koping tap water from the stall...feel so guilty...had to wash coffee cups while the rest were slacking...broke one of them...everyone started calling me a stewarding uncle...walao so degrading!!!nabeh...later it was my turn to slack while they served inside...the malaysian sultan sure took his time to tour the army camp....suited me well..haha...i was paid by the hour...came back to orsin then went back to dump laundry into washing machine...went to town to meet them for dinner at marche heeren to celebrate jacq's bdae..met elizabeth luei there...she is having a hard time teaching sec 2 brats..wahaha.....jacq bought 2 beers just to assert her new found freedom...haha, happy birthday again prince!


yup thats about it...im gonna take a bath and change my fricking underwear!!!!tml gonna help ricky's former colleague move house....after that go class outing and then to grandma house for dinner...yupp

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