Friday, July 29, 2005

been slacking like crap since the end of common tests....this is bad...i have 2 colossal ulcers the size of 2 grains of rice(uncooked and put side by side) in my mouth. i bit myself twice on the same spot. ouch....beeen putting the ulcer medcine for a whole fucking week that makes it go all numb....but it just got bigger...so last night got bloody fed up tried rubbing salt in the fucking thing...nearly fucking died...it was fucking painful...took over a minute for my saliva to stop dripping...ok this is getting gross...time out


the CMW play has been taking up lots of my time lah....like everyday...its next thursday and most of them cant remember their lines....jialat....


2 weeks ago, both mel and my immortal asked me out...like wow...haha...mel wanted to meet up this week cos she is having her poly hols....we were supposed to meet on wednesday...then she put my aeroplane citing stress for her upcoming common test....i kno it was bullshit...probably some other cuter guy asked her out...oh well...had CMW rehearsal anyway...my immortal asked me to go to the baybeats at esplanade with her 2 weeks ago...on sunday...didnt really want to go at first...was afraid of...you know...getting hurt again..was afraid that i might lose my composure when she was around too..so i made some lame excuses like having to iron my school uniform on sunday nights...i told her to go find someone else and only use me as a last resort...then i spent the whole night psyching myself for the event that her friend couldnt make it...so much that i was looking forward to meeting her...turned out that her friend was free...when she told me, i was damn disappointed...could only kick myself for being an idiotic fag...bloody fuck...miss her so......... T.T


learning fest was a bloody waste of time...but the second day was good...watched movies the whole day....watched "Goodwill hunting"....omg it rocks!!! damn good movie...the scriptwriter wasnt stingy on the 'fuck's he used in the actors' lines though...haha...but it was really witty and insightful....after the movie i was like "Wow..." partly due to the fact that the acting and storyline was brilliant and also due to the awe that the director inserted more 'fuck's than i could muster in a weeks worth of daily speech into just 2 hours of screenplay. marvelous fucker he is...lol

oh well...got nothing else much to say...today is laopeh's birthday...happy birthday laopeh! dont overwork yourself! xiutian is leaving soon...made her some slipshod shit past midnight cos ubri said we would be putting all the gifts into a big box for her today...then only today did she tell me she would get the bloody box after school...oh well...maybe i can get something better for her now that i have more time....


okie dokes...gotta zhao...

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Saturday, July 16, 2005

at kong's place...just helped him scan 2 thick design books....been pigging on junk food the whole time....think im gonna be diabetic sometime in my life... =/ have gone to bed too lazy to brush my teeth or wash my face the past few days...its a damn bad habit....so to say that my skin is bad would be an understatement...fuck.....the junk food today will make it worse...this is bad...


just tried to access the links on my blog...realised that half of them dont work and about an eighth of them lead not to weblogs, but to cobwebs...blogs that havent been updated in years...sian....so this is an appeal to those who are owners of these blogs....please tag your new blog address...thanks....


hmmm...the poem-writing competition results havent reached me after so long...guess my stuff didnt make the cut...fat hope of them ever making it anyway.....hawhaw...dreams are things you wake up from....


im thinking of quitting polo....after all my O's...want to join strategy club...haha...brian's the chairman...so ponning will be a breeze....can get to play risk and daidee...i dont mind...and no teachers!!! woohooo....and it doesnt clash with my math remedials (for flunking my math)....hmmm....not bad...all the polo guys gave me dirty looks when i told them that i want out...sorry lah....im too used to slacking....once a slacker, always a slacker....


yup...school sucks...

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

zzzzzzz...ok...a week or two has passed already...time for common test update.... ahem...i DID LIKE SHIT...


C Math: 37%
Physics: 36%
CHemistry: 36%
CHinese: 37%
GP: 55%

that makes 3 'O's, 1 'E'...and one B4....which makes 20 NUS points...i need 30 for the bare minimum to get into NUS....which means my Econs... (which lyndon will probably take till christmas to mark) has to be an 'E' at least....arrrggghhh...guess lyndon will be having tea will my laopeh and laobu....


didnt go for 3 polo trainings in a row....cos i was sick...actually 2 trainings...sunday it was raining damn heavily and when i checked the weather forecast, it was thunderstorms in toa payoh....tuesday....which was yesterday...i was down with the fucking flu....but came to school just for my chi AO orals....i screwed it lah...i read the same 2 words wrongly throughout the passage....which was like.....9 times?? dammit....then the conversation bit...well...it went shitty...i understood the question...but i didnt know how to answer it in chinese...a few 'buts' slipped in here and there....arrrggghhh....the fact that the male examiner resembled the bloody kao bei 'zhi char' stall owner at gillman heights food centre didnt help much...looking at him made me want to laugh...my friends told me to smile more and not look so hostile...i think me facial expression was more like a grimace than a grin.....AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHH....


oh well...now waiting for the SFC christian mission week meeting to start....im in the drama!!! as a calafare of course...i play an irritating lil bro...i dont need to act much for that eh??? hawhaw...yaa....hmmmm...nth much...just feeling a lil sick still....was supposed to go mahjong-ing with tk. chia and alvin today but alvin is at some leadership thingy....


dammit...it seem like everytime albany asks me to help him place soccer bets and when i dont mange to do it...it always come true...like yestersay...he asked me to help him buy for the albirex match...but when he finally got back to me and after i had gotten changed out of my school uniform and shaded all the things, the sales were over...he and wee keat could have WOn over 60 bucks.....fuck.....after standing in the queue for so long and having all my tickets rejected by the machine, i had a pissed-looking (and sounding) cashier glaring at me through the glass...so i bought a big sweep ticket...haha...


ya thats about it....nothing much to say...hope i can tio big sweep...lol....3rd august....

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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

dammit...the bitch within me has lain dormant for so long....now i cant resist the urge to bitch...its about this girl (at least that is what is written on her IC) who looks 80% like a man....lets call shim....err..i mean her, "C"... C was in my class for the first 3 months....believe me....when i saw her...it was dislike at first sight....her skirt was like so damn short....i couldnt resist looking at her legs cos im a male.....but i had to turn away cos im human and i cant stand disgusting sights....my goodness....thunderous thighs to say the least....and she's fucking whiny....i true irritant in every sense of the word...whining about going to poly to take mass comms....wtf..like who gives a fuck man....then she strengthens my dislike for her....

C: (to me) you know what??? you have a "hit me" face..

yours truly: -,- thanks


like wtf....like does she possess a mirror??? has she ever looked at it before....ceven if she did...cant she just angle the mirror up and down and realise that she should start considering HIDING unsightly portions of her body... like ewwww....

anyway she even came for the class outing...like dammit...i thought i would see that slut anymore for the rest of my life....C hasnt changed one bit...still as manly as ever...she was like whining all the way and nobody was really paying much attention to her...something about her wanting to take part in a trialathon...my goodness you just check out her cycling lah...evrytime someone comes within like...2 metres of her when she's on a bike she will like give a shriek and go "oh my gad!!" in that freaking irritating fake angmoh sounding accent of hers and the poor bike will wobble under her immense frame....trialathon eh?? you will have better luck getting pregnant with a dog....(but then again, you are so not worth fucking) so forget it...go join some tiger show in thailand and maybe you can make a few baht.... -,-


and after IMPRESSING us with her trialathon aspirations, she goes on to further wow us with her amazing circle of 'friends'... -___-

shes like telling how her 'friends' are raving over some barcadi breezer and keeps whining about wanting to go clubbing....oh for the love of GOd!! give us a break will ya?? firstly, barcadi breezer SUCKS to the core...you get more kick getting high on horse urine...and secondly....i dont think the bouncer wil ever let you in anywhere cos he probably thinks you are some underage guy who is trying to pass off a a female....like get a life.... -________- and dont try to impress others with the illusion that you are so well-liked...after PE that day during the 1st intake you were like begging some girl over the phone to go out with you...pathetic...oh and i bet that girl and your other friends are people who would wear off-the-shoulder tops with mini-skirts revealing something to the tune of a butcher's window display beneath to a BBQ ehh??? just like you did to the class bbq...

"oh my friends all dress like that at a barbecue" (cue whiny angmoh accent)


-_- cut the act you fugging attention-seeker....


and believe it or not...C supposedly has a boyfriend....that jebrony probably is into products of failed sex-change ops....ewww...


whew...i got that all off my chest...great to bitch after so long...hate mail might come again soon...so stay tuned folks...hawhaw...

anyway....i got back 2 papers today...both screw...chem i got back my mcq first...quite ok....60%...better than some others...then came section C...10/45.... -,- get me excited for nothing...in the end 36%...got a freaking Ungraded for chem...chem has been U all the way lah...so no surprise...

then chinese...got full marks for listening compre...woohoo...everyone laughed when teacher announced that...shows their disdain for my chinese standard...then came paper 2...another wet blanket...30/100....arrrggggghh...i failed chi AO too....oh well...expected lah....


i got 2 movie passes to "a lot like love"...any hot wonderful babe want to go???? lol...or any couple want to but from me?? 10 bucks for the pair..was helping fred clear stock....

polo yesterday andy came...then louis caught him (and me) skipping 2 laps....made the guys swim 40 laps freestyle competition pool...then 20 more butterfly...bringing it to a grand total of about....90 laps yesterday...with my left butt cramping up after cycling...it wasnt easy...sorry guys!!

oh well thats about it...chinese oral on next thursday...yup...about all...tata...

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Monday, July 04, 2005

at calebs house...long time no blog...hmm...flamers have come and gone...in this space of time plenty has happened lah....hmmm...continuing from where i left off....the movie with shuqi was great....we watched mr and mrs smith...goodness...ANGELINA IS BLOODY HOT!!! the bitch who followed me from css 4/4 to sajc with a similiar sounding name should go change her name to a more suitable name for her fuckface...like 'fuckface' for eample....haha...ok im diverting...

after the movie we went to shop...she bought 5 slippers....a pair and 3 small slipper keychains...just so that she could get some pacific plaza discount card....haha....girls are crazy when it comes to shopping....okok...hmmm...the next day went for polo then the reuben morgan concert....goodness....it rocked!!! woooohoooo...but i dont like the way he did it lah...i mean the singing was good and all...but i felt that he forgot the main reason for him going on stage: to glorify God....he was treating it more like a performance...sighh....guess thats how the devil tries to distract God's servants from their calling....damn....


after that week was one more week of pure slacking....went for less snooker and rotted at home more often...yaaarr...tried to mug lah....but ended up stoning....as usual...sian....then this past week was common test week....GP was quite good....chem killed me though it was an ok paper, it was done by a hopeless student(yours truly)....math wasnt all that bad...can prove first part cannot find 2nd part....hopefully can get a pass...after that went for initial D with rach....was good...just like shuqi said...edison wsnt that hot...BUT SHAWN YUE IS BLOODY CUTE AND COOL!!!!!! (rach you are blind...) omgomg...im turning gay...econs was easy shit lah....walao i feel cheated...carson is beginning to worry that his existence in JC will be short-lived...we had a bet that if i got A for econs he would drop out...hah....chinese wasnt too bad....physics....welllll.....ok lah...stoned during the paper quite a few times and at least 5 mins per go....didnt finish da paper....


saturday....was supposed to go for polo...but then....woke up with a backache so never go....today went to play snooker after church...then i went to meet baoyan-jie and aunt...some job thingy...the people were behaving like charismatics man...clapping and cheering for some jokers in suits...reminded me of "the best bet"....like the company that was set up to con ppl....sellling household products too...goodness....i had a REALLY bad feeling about it...then in the middle of some marketing talk i started feeling giddy...told gabriel i wasnt going for training...escaped that dreadful place and went for wanton mee with baoyan-jie...haha...had a good chat with her....after that aunt joined us with some aunties...then went back, got my stuff and came over to lebs house to do project...lyndon rejected our hard work time and again...after malik's gambling thing, we came up with this MP3 vending maching in which you just stick your ipod into the jack and get MP3 files loaded...lyndon says its not original....yeah right!!! -,- ..he probably ran to the copyright agency and patented the idea as his own as soon as they were gone....yup...i had a nagging feeling when i left the house...now i realise i forgot to bring extra underwear...what am i going to wear after the beach tml!??? arrgghhh...going to ECP with A42 tml!!! whoopeedoo!!! lol....yupp thats about it...tata....and rach,frankness is part of my character...you should noe ehh?? and i dont have any idea wots your blog url....kindly enlighten me (not with a cigarette lighter)...ok that was lame..i apologise


tuesday andy joining polo...looks like he will watch me and gabriel walk the 10 metre high plank and jump off it on his first day...louis is so going to screw us for ponning...


oh well...thats about it...au revoir.....


and michelle (lim)...im looking forward to that sushi treat....heh!!

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